aren't washing mashines the best?

.. the steady, calming sound, the smell, the bubbles, and the assurance that, no matter how dirty before, it will all be washed out.. 

we should get that for anything in our lives, especially for the whole dating experience (I know it made madonna rich, but still..) one story doesn't work out, off it goes, into the datewasher and you walk away as clean as a white thsirt..